Tuesday, 29 May 2012

Introducing my new girlfriend


Sass and Bide jeans
Doc Martens
D&G floral shirt
Amongst Friends backpack
I'm going to introduce my new girlfriend. Her name is Skippy Girl. This is probably due to the fact that she always seems to be skipping day and night. She also seems to be always happy. I mean look at just how cheerful she is. She doesn't have much going for her yet she can still find the positive in everything. By some form of genetic mutation she has no neck, her dress colour is the same as her skin tone and totally washes her out and she hasn't grown past a metre! All that jumping probably stunted her growth and wore down her knees. This is why I never participated in sporting activities, didn't want it to prevent me from growing into the muscular man I am today. Even so, she is always happy. Always. You can't seem to wash that smile off her face. And I'll let you in on a secret, I have a feeling that she has a massive crush on me. Bordering on the L word. Talk about moving fast, I've only known her for a day!

So I'm going to reciprocate those feelings just in case she turns out to be a raging psychopath. Look at that smile, its definitely got the psychopathic stalker girlfriend look. After the Black Swan episode of last month, I feel that blockbuster hits and me share some common ground. So this month's movie is Misery. I mean I'm an author (of this blog) and she says she is my No. #1 fan. Co-incidence? I think not.

I just hope next month my life reflects more enjoyable movies. Maybe The Notebook, 500 Days of Summer or Time Travellers Wife. Is that too much to ask? Actually that might not work too well, I don't really want to suffer dementia, get heartbroken by someone named after a season or have my husband time travel just to get shot.
This is actually me screaming in terror. 
Me whispering love synonyms at her.

PS. I'm still trying for Bachelor of the year, so please VOTE for me!

If you already have then I love you immensely. If you want to buy more cheap love, Lola's going rate is $20 dollars an hour. So VOTE for her too!

Images taken by Katrina!

23 comments:

  1. *My rate starts at $20/hr for hand (to hand) holding. Please enquire within for additional services.

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  2. I want that bag. I'll trade you for my crap one that keeps breaking.

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  3. saw and hugged you today, FANGIRLING!!!

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  4. Your girlfriend is so adorable! I love how whimsical you've made her out to be - so who needs the height when you can skip all day long! I grew up participating in relays with the promise that I'd stretch in height - don't know how legit that hypothesis actually is, haha. I think she has a crush on you too, just look how doe-eyed she looks! She's a lucky girl, to have a dapper man like yourself :D I really like the florals on that shirt - it's enough to catch your eye without being gaudy! I've never seen the Time Travellers Wife but you pretty much summed my view of it perfectly. Shall vote for you now, good luck!

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  5. she is adorable! you two look great together ;D

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  6. You are too funnyyyyyy!!!! I love that shirt, Joseph, you really are working it!

    Nora
    Nora Finds

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  7. Can i be her friend too ? Can you intro me to her ? She seems so nice !!! though sad she has no neck but thats her fault for being the skippy girl :p haha gosh you are adorable :) Damn the boots you are wearing is sexy !!

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  8. Lovely girlfriend! You two look dapper together :)

    xx maggie
    saltandleather.blogspot.com

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  9. Oh mate, your blog posts are just way too funny!

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  10. I thought the skipping rope on Skippy was just a huge afro, and she had no arms... whoops. That and you deserve a medal for being able to pull off florals so well, especially when the first thing I think looking at these photos ISN'T hating on florals... In fact, you've convinced me that florals can be my friend, just less psychopathic of a friend than Skippy there.

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  11. Cool photos!!! ;)

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    Giuseppe

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  12. the wall adds so much! loving your backpack :)

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  13. thanks heaps for the photo credits..

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  14. Love this look! Great photos! xx

    {Satin&Souffles}

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  15. This post made me giggle, I love reading your posts! Your girlfriend is pretty cute ;)

    And I want your backpack!

    x

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  16. Cute girlfriend haha, and loving your backpack. It's awesome!

    Love from the NaNa girls xoxo

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  17. Hehe really cute post!! :D


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  20. Cute location.

    xoxo Domenic

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