Introducing my new girlfriend

Sass and Bide jeans
Doc Martens
D&G floral shirt
Amongst Friends backpack

I'm going to introduce my new girlfriend. Her name is Skippy Girl. This is probably due to the fact that she always seems to be skipping day and night. She also seems to be always happy. I mean look at just how cheerful she is. She doesn't have much going for her yet she can still find the positive in everything. By some form of genetic mutation she has no neck, her dress colour is the same as her skin tone and totally washes her out and she hasn't grown past a metre! All that jumping probably stunted her growth and wore down her knees. This is why I never participated in sporting activities, didn't want it to prevent me from growing into the muscular man I am today. Even so, she is always happy. Always. You can't seem to wash that smile off her face. And I'll let you in on a secret, I have a feeling that she has a massive crush on me. Bordering on the L word. Talk about moving fast, I've only known her for a day!

So I'm going to reciprocate those feelings just in case she turns out to be a raging psychopath. Look at that smile, its definitely got the psychopathic stalker girlfriend look. After the Black Swan episode of last month, I feel that blockbuster hits and me share some common ground. So this month's movie is Misery. I mean I'm an author (of this blog) and she says she is my No. #1 fan. Co-incidence? I think not.

I just hope next month my life reflects more enjoyable movies. Maybe The Notebook, 500 Days of Summer or Time Travellers Wife. Is that too much to ask? Actually that might not work too well, I don't really want to suffer dementia, get heartbroken by someone named after a season or have my husband time travel just to get shot.

This is actually me screaming in terror. 

Me whispering love synonyms at her.

PS. I'm still trying for Bachelor of the year, so please VOTE for me!

If you already have then I love you immensely. If you want to buy more cheap love, Lola's going rate is $20 dollars an hour. So VOTE for her too!

Images taken by Katrina!