Turkey Slapped

Givenchy t-shirt
Alistair Trung metallic knit jumper
DSTM jacket
Edwin jeans
Timbaland boots

Wearing exactly the same thing but with, and correct me if I'm wrong, a
bad ass expression.

So Lola and I have this very strange relationship. Most days, you can expect her to be chasing after a terrified me and ripping my clothes off in some sort of heated, animalistic, crazy bitch form of foreplay, love making, sartorial incest. This results in Lola wearing all my clothes and me standing there neked. Weird right? She blames her Bipolar, I blame her sexual frustrationand the desire to see my washboard abs.

It’s a very serious problem and I was starting to get worried but then she unexpectedly jetted off to Berlin or Tokyo or whatever. I wasn’t really paying attention to be honest, I was just glad at finally being left in peace and finally being able to wear my clothes! It was short-lived though. Lola came back, but she wasn’t alone. As well as the vintage chain-print silk scarf she'd gotten me, she had brought back this amazing drape-y black silk jacket for herself. What happened next, I’m not quite sure? I blacked out. According to Lola though, I chased her around the office trying to rip that jacket off her. 

So this double lapel jacket is from Berlin label Don't Shoot the Messengers and it's the first item that I have borrowed from Lola’s wardrobe. I keep pressuring her to fly overseas now so she can bring back more clothes for me to wear. Now she's in Indonesia, and she better come back something amazing or I'm going to steal her laptop and cash out all her frequent flyer miles. I mean she wears ALL of my clothes and there’s only one thing that I can borrow from her. Not very fair. Hopefully the next item will be a Chanel tweed jacket. Or this offensively orange swimsuit she's wearing here in a photo she's sent me from Bali. I guess that will make us even.

Vintage swimsuits from LASSKAA's closet
Lola wears Karen Walker sunglasses and hair dye gone wrong

Rottweilers

At first when i saw the GIVENCHY fall/winter 2011 Rotteiler shirt i wasn't that impressed. I've never been a big fan of graphic tee's, insisting that they were more suited towards the 13 yr old fashionably unconscious teens of society. Yet it soon grew on me and suddenly it turned into an OBSESSION, a piece of item that i must have. This obsession may or may not have been assisted by the fact that Kanye West wore the same shirt.  And then with relentless searching and complaining, i finally found one at a non ridiculously expensive inflated price.

Givenchy Rottweiler Top
Random leather jacket
Levi Skinnies
Jeffery Campbell Boots

I decided to wear it to Sculptures by the Sea in Bondi for the first time with my friends Katrina and Louise. It was so freaken windy, I felt like a hurricane was about to spring out of no where. I was getting whipped constantly by little pebbles and rocks all over my body the whole day. Luckily I was more than fully covered, unlike my friend Katrina who had the pleasure of being pelted by those rocks all over her legs. To add to her shame her skirt kept rising up as well. I was also quite disappointed by this years work, with very few sculptures that caught my attention.