| Joseph wears:|
Sperry Top-Sider boat shoes
A stolen bouquet of flowers
An empty bottle of wine
|Flowers sprouted from my chest because I'm just that damn adorable|
This was originally going to be a Valentines Day blog post but I mean, it's two weeks late and it probably isn't going to give me any SEO favours. So I'm just going to transition this V-day blog into a post about how I
stole borrowed my friend's floral shirt and his Valentines roses, carried them around with me so it looked like I was loved, and then let Lola crash his place for the night without telling him and consequently having him walk into his own room at 5:30AM to find her sprawled half-naked in his bed.
Its a fair trade right? I mean an old, vintage floral shirt and half a dozen roses in exchange for having hot, unconscious Lola in your bed? It was like the opening scenes of a bad porno movie. Thank god there were condoms on the bed side table. Unfortunately however, he's gay and proceeded to flee the room and call me in a panic, waking me up before 6AM with his hyperventilating. This was definitely not his teenage wet dream.
Which is totally weird and stupid because look how amazing Lola looks, especially in that ice grey Maurie & Eve silk shirt dress. AMAZING right?! Probably the first time she looked better than me. I mean I should totally be straight by now. Okay, maybe not but really, I think she looked so sophisticated and the lace shoulder details really helped give the dress a feminine touch. She just looked so innocent and womanly. Definitely one of her better wardrobe purchases.
|Lola wears: |
Maurie & Eve dress