Saturday, 23 November 2013

Harajuku Vending Machines

Lola wears:
Ksubi Sunglasses
Thrifted Goosebumps shirt
Doc Martens 
Ebay bag

Look at that mid driff.

Her sock matches her hair

Joseph wears:
Romance was Born shirt
Shorts from a store in Tokyo, which instantly gets like a million cool points because its from Tokyo
Sperry Top siders boat shoes
Handsom bag

My legs are literally glowing white. That is how pale I am. Move over Edward Cullen

ft pale calves


Behold, one of life's rarest occurrences. Me in shorts. Yes, you see correctly. Shorts and nice pale legs. Truth be told, my legs have not seen daylight since Lindsay Lohan's life started going downhill. But I think it was being in a different country and seeing crazy, colourful, fun fashion every day that made me decide to dip my toes into unfamiliar territory and push my comfort zones. And yes me pushing my comfort zone in regards to fashion is wearing shorts. Shocka I know.

And as my legs got a chance to get a tan, Lola kept hers out of sight. It's probably because my legs look better than hers. I'm basically a skinnier, prettier, more talented version of Lola.


Monday, 11 November 2013

Aperol Sunset Sessions Launch





I was lucky enough to attend the Aperol Spritz Sunset Sessions launch last Thursday at Bondi Icebergs. It was a fabulous launch that saw me start my weekend drinking a bit early. But who am I to complain when I got to sip yummy cocktails overlooking Bondi Beach?

If you're ever in the area or need a chilled place to hang I definitely recommend Bondi Icebergs on a Sunday afternoon. With $10 Aperol Spritz to enjoy, why would you want to be anywhere else? Definitely ditching Beresford sunday's for this. 

Aperol Sunset Sessions will continue at Bondi Icebergs every Sunday throughout November and move onto Watson's Bay Hotel from December 8th where you can watch the sun set over the entire Sydney Harbour. How beautiful would that be?





Monday, 30 September 2013

Needle and Shred

One of the best things about working in the f@$shUn indU$try is that you meet heaps of young, passionate, dedicated people that love what they do and go after their dreams. That's why I was pretty stoked to be invited to the Spring/Summer 13 launch for Needle and Shred, an up and coming Australian surf and street wear label. What's even better is that they support the Australian fashion industry by producing all their garments in Australia.

Friends and fashionistas gathered at District 01 in Surry Hills where designer David Bangma released his new collection amidst live music, complimentary drinks and a live garment stand! Which is a pretty sick idea since I've never been to an event where you get to customise your own shirt before for FREE! Everyone loves free shit.

And now for the drunk luvos and other less interesting pictures that don't contain my face.











Thursday, 4 July 2013

Faker than barbie



Wearing:
Louis Vuitton Hat


Can someone tell me why I'm still single?
Having a fashion blog has its perks. Is there a better way to feed that narcissistic side of you than staring at a zoomed up image of your face as you Photoshop yourself into oblivion? Hate your nose? Just do a simple Google image search and fifteen minutes later you can have Gwyneth Paltrows nose on your face. Cheaper and faster than that planned trip to Thailand for your dodgy surgery in some back alley. And if you "Merge all Layers" that nose ain't going to fall off either! 

But one of the major downsides to the blog is the need to constantly come up with new outfits. As you can see I managed to grab one of those big hats from Louis Vuitton fall 2012 and styled it with some natural makeup. This however, is not a whole outfit and this is after all an outfit blog. A new hat hardly constitutes a whole new outfit. What sucks is that my current finances don't allow me to purchase anything else and I can't just Photoshop Prada's new collection onto my body. Faking a $10k nose job is one thing but pretending I'm a cooler, more exciting and richer person over the internet is just wrong. Plain wrong. Only losers Photoshop designer items onto themselves let alone have a more amazing internet persona. I mean one of the worst things in life is when you meet someone famous/semi famous/have high expectations for and you are just underwhelmed. Like this one time when I went out to meet internet user "BigTool4u" and was severely disappointed. So I'm not going to let you guys ever experience that if you ever meet me!

I'm as real as they get.

xo