Friday, 6 July 2012

Vogue Italia Debut

To correspond with my life long goal of becoming a blogger turned international supermodel, I forced kindly asked my boyfriend to take some photos of me werking, posing and being total hawt $tuff. Those photos were going to be used so that modelling agencies could realise my potential and sky rocket me onto the covers of Vogue Italia. But the photos came out a bit disappointing. Case in point.


Some people may blame the crap quality photos on the bad lighting, others on the model. Why, I will never know. But I blame it all on the photographer boyfriend. Maybe it's his lack of arms and legs that held him back, or even his Ken Doll situation. I mean, if he can't satisfy me in bed then how on earth is he going to satisfy my narcissistic, model side and take amazing pictures of me. I kid I kid. 

But luckily with today's technological advances I am able to salvage this poor photograph into a blog worthy photo. Add some good ole vintage Instagram effects, increase brightness, Photoshop those blemishes and viola! The next Covergirl.

Jack London coat
D&G floral shirt
Diva necklace
Less is More jumper
Sass & Bide jeans
Yves Saint Laurent boots
Cheryl Cole hair

30 comments:

  1. Oh, your posts never fail to make me smile, or in this case laugh wholeheartedly. You are definitely cover model worthy haha, we'd need an intense spread on your wardrobe but I think you could do without the wavy locks :P

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  2. hahaha...giggling into my coffee. :D

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  3. You are such a diva - and that's why I love you!

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  4. bahahha MR DANG your such a COMICAL character ! i look forward to seeing you grace the covers of VOGUE ITALIA!!

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  5. hahaha! u're soo funny and cool, thnkz for visiting my blog :D
    would love for us to follow each other, coz u seem awesome!

    xxx

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  6. hahaha, loving this so much!

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  7. hahahha you are darling!!

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  8. OH MY GOD. I'm literally unable to breathe. This is #totesamaze, to say the least. x

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  9. haha! you're funny.

    http://halfwhiteboy.blogspot.com/

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  10. You need to get yourself a boyfriend who can take photos (but isn't your bf that headless, armless, legless mannequin from a few posts ago - no wonder he was having "issues").

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  11. HAHA oh you are so humorous. But you do a better job modelling than me, that's why I never outfit post, I just look so bizarre and un-pouty.

    Love you with the long locks too ;)
    x

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  12. You've got me in this post - fashionable and humorous. Nice boots!

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  13. "and cheryl cole's hair"

    ah you crack up. ps. you are beautiful :)

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  14. MALE BLOGS ROCKS ! I hope you can check out my site: http://theproverbs.net and JOIN THE SITE. It has been a pleasure. Hope to hear from you soon and following.

    god bless,
    steven b.

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  15. BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

    HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    I can't believe your mom thought it was a real wig.

    OH

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  16. hahaha! great post!! You look cool on Vogue cover;))

    xx alex

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  17. hahaha your vogue cover is stunning!
    have a nice week!
    xo

    www.mydutchfashionstyle.com

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  18. I want to be a blogger turned model too! lol. yes always blame the bf its the best way to go ;) But good work with the vogue cover. thanks for the comment and for taking the time to read my rant! I feel better these days. Also I added your fab blog to my blogroll. I can't believe I havent added it sooner!

    natalie
    http://lucyandtherunaways.blogspot.com

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  19. nice boots.

    http://lovelaughliveme.wordpress.com/

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  20. hey thanks for the comment :) dont we all just wish we could grace the cover of Vogue Italia just once? i like the JL coat ^^

    www.candypop-lamour.blogspot.com

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  21. yes they are :)) amazing blog, love your header! x

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  22. can i quite seriously say you do more justice to that hair than cheryl cole :)

    LOVE the floral shirt peeking out from underneath the jumper!

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  23. Do tell me your secret to your super voluminous and glossy hair. ;)

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  24. Lovely outfit, funny idea!!! :-)
    Your blog is really interesting. I'm a new follower.
    Check out my blog!!

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  25. haha love this post!

    gorgeous blog header too!!!

    xx

    jess
    iamkonstantinos.blogspot.com

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  26. Hi dear
    Thanks for your comment some weeks ago on my blog
    You're stylish, and i love your vogue cap, ahahah

    Kiss kiss.*Jo
    http://joandcompanystyle.blogspot.com/

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  27. hahaha! you look totally fabulous :D!

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  28. Hahaha that last photograph is priceless!


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